ilotterytea's twitch bot - milk game

local lines = {
    legendary = {
        "me: drinking milk... someone: it's not milk... me: drinking NOT milk... someone: it's my... me: *quickened up...* 🥛 🥛 🥛 😋 ",
        "uhmmm... it's kind of my milk... do you like it? 🥛 😳 ",
        "\"i'm literally 'not milk'\" 🥛 Emotionless ",
        "average 'not milk' enjoyer 🥛 GIGACHAD ",
        "we are not 'born to die', does a cup of 'not milk' poured to finish immediately? 🥛 FeelsStrongMan ",
        "the cold cruelty of the universe when the indomitable 'not milk' spirit walks into the room: 🥛 WAITWAITWAIT " },
    epic = {
        "you drank the milk and it tastes like the milk from your childhood 🥛 👩 ",
        "your lunch is here, commander... oh no, i forgot the milk! don't worry 🥛 🤨 ",
        "for every kill you get i'll give you a 'not milk' ... Alright bet 🥛 😳 ",
        "i may not show it but a cup of 'not milk' really be giving me renewed purpose in life 🥛 💯 ",
        "'why should i even keep drinking??' mfs when they look back at where they started to drink 🥛 🥹",
        "when i am in a 'restoring faith in humanity' competition and my opponent is 'not milk' 🥛 OMAYGOT "
    },
    common = {
        "you are completely clueless of the contents of your drink 🥛 Clueless ",
        "linus milk tips 🥛 🤓 ",
        "bitches be like 'i am poly'... ok, do you want a 'not milk'? 🥛 💀 ",
        "he has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces but he's your milk producer 🥛 BrorStirrer ",
        "'your gender is what's in your pants' 🤓  alright, my gender is 'milk' 🥛 🔥 ",
        "be the reason why someone continues to produce 'not milk' as the main purpose of their life",
        "it's alright - when i'm wearing a skirt... i'm a 'not milk' consumer 🥛 😳 👉 👈 "
    },
    poor = {
        "you really got milk. real milk 🥛 😔 ",
        "haha!!! you just drank SULFURIC ACID!!! 🥛 ☠ ",
        "average milk enjoyer 🥛 🐄 🤓 "
    }
}

local points_max = 10
local delay_ms = 1500000

function get_line(points)
    if points < 0 then
        return lines.poor[math.random(1, #lines.poor)]
    end

local percent = (points / points_max) * 100;

local category = {}

if percent > 75 then
        category = lines.legendary
    elseif 45 <= percent and percent <= 75 then
        category = lines.epic
    else
        category = lines.common
    end

return category[math.random(1, #category)]
end

-- !luaimport pastes:milkE --command !milk --global
-- !cmd new !milk !luaimport pastes:milkE

return function(request)
    local storage = storage_get()
    local now = time_current()
    local new = false

if storage == "" then
        new = true
        storage = "{\"points\": 0, \"last_time\": " .. now .. "}"
    end

local storage_contents = json_parse(storage)

local difference_since_last_time = now - storage_contents.last_time

if difference_since_last_time < delay_ms and not new then
        return request.sender.alias_name ..
            ": i am sorry, Master... but you have to wait " ..
            time_humanize((delay_ms - difference_since_last_time) / 1000) .. " for me to pour you a milk 🥛 ✋"
    end

storage_contents.last_time = now

local points = 0
    local message = ""

local fun = math.random(0, 100)

if fun == 0 then
        points = -99
        message = "you were cursed with an intolerance to my milk 🥛 😭"
    elseif 0 < fun and fun <= 49 then
        points = points + math.random(1, points_max)
        message = get_line(points)
    elseif 49 < fun and fun <= 79 then
        points = points - math.random(1, points_max)
        message = get_line(points)
    else
        points = 0
        message = "nothing found pls dont yell at me 🥺 🥺 "
    end

storage_contents.points = storage_contents.points + points

storage_put(json_stringify(storage_contents))

if points == 0 then
        return request.sender.alias_name .. ": " .. message .. " ..."
    end

local points_formatted = ""

if points > 0 then
        points_formatted = "+" .. points
    else
        points_formatted = tostring(points)
    end

return request.sender.alias_name ..
        ": " .. message .. " ... anyways you got " .. points_formatted .. " | total: " .. storage_contents.points .. " 🥛"
end